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Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes? 
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Stockholm Blue wrote:

That did not come up to scratch

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Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:25 pm
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this one is real
there was this guy his wife kids stopping their car near a male female lions that was busy pairing in a game reserve
his car's windows were opened and it's electric windows
he then switched his car off completely as not to stir them luvmakers
the male lion got upset anyhow and stormed the car
with the car switched off he had to switch it on first with the ignition key and then proceed to press the button to close his electric the eloectric windows and he was too late...
luckily the lion's mouth was too big and he rammed his teeth into the nearest window's frame
with the kids down on the back seat he speeded away :)

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Just wait until the Mane man gets back.

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Q: Why did the lion spit out Scott Baldwin?
A: Because he tasted funny

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I ate his hand with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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I can imagine the ref (Nigel?) saying to him why are you just lion there, get up..

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Scott Baldwin - Lion fart.
Scott has the heart of a Lion and a lifetime ban from Zoos.


Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:18 pm
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Update on Lion Man. He got a severe infection which could easily have led to him losing his hand.
He's now trying to claim he's not an idiot, which is publicly contradicting what his coach said. Has Tandy lost the dressing room?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41642789

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I wonder if he picked up any tip from the 'series of clean-out operations'? Could be useful

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Update on Lion Man. He got a severe infection which could easily have led to him losing his hand.
He's now trying to claim he's not an idiot, which is publicly contradicting what his coach said. Has Tandy lost the dressing room?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41642789


November the 5th is coming up soon. Hope no one tells Scott that it's safe to stick his hand in a bonfire.


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Update on Lion Man. He got a severe infection which could easily have led to him losing his hand.
He's now trying to claim he's not an idiot, which is publicly contradicting what his coach said. Has Tandy lost the dressing room?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41642789

I don't think you can equate this to losing the dressing room.

Baldwin needs to just face up to the fact he's an idiot, and will always have a place on a sports quiz somewhere for being a braindead twat.

Kudos to Tandy for pointing it out, really.

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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
If he lost his right arm, he could always adopt the nickname of 'Leftie'.


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The whole thing reminds me of the Les Dawson joke ...

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A young couple very much in love decided to try and make a home in the Wild West and bought the horse and wagon and set off on the journey ....

They were near the Canadian border and had only been going some days when they were attacked by a Red Indians and taken prisoner by a particularly evil tribe who then debated how best they could make their prisoners suffer.

they kept them under observation for some days and noted how much in love the couple really were.

At a senior level the elders decided that they wouldn't kill them but instead they would separate them and make them suffer their lost loves.

They took the woman out on a lake to a small island in the centre of the lake at an unobtainable distance from the shore....

....and they watched the suffering ... with enjoyment.

Every day the man would come to the shore and call 'I love you!!' and the woman would call back and I love you too!!!

This went on throughout the Summer and Autumn, the daily process ... ..." I love you!!" and "I love you too !!"

and even into early Winter the same procedure and the tribe watched the anguish and were surprised at the commitment and obvious undying love of the two of the prisoners ....

One particularly cold day, high wind freezing temperatures ... the same procedure started ... the man came to the shore and called 'I love you' and when his woman called back 'and I love you too' ... he could stand it no longer and dived into the ice cold lake and tried to swim to the island but perished whilst less than half way ..... :shock:

The tribe never forgot what they had witnessed, the long standing devotion, the commitment ........

They decide to rename the lake after them .....

They called it Lake STUPID!!

Just like bloody Baldwin!

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It will forever be referred to as the Lion tour

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