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Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes? 
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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
There is no truth in the rumour that Scott, on his next trip to South Africa, wants to be lowered down the sea in a cage as he wants to pet a shark.


Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:54 pm
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Not one of the above so called jokes could raise a smile from me !!
Please Mr. Moderator close down this thread so we can concentrate on rugby issues rather than entrance qualifications for asylum applicants !!!


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Not one of the above so called jokes could raise a smile from me !!
Please Mr. Moderator close down this thread so we can concentrate on rugby issues rather than entrance qualifications for asylum applicants !!!
If you don't like a thread then don't post in it.

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JOHNWALES wrote:
Not one of the above so called jokes could raise a smile from me !!
Please Mr. Moderator close down this thread so we can concentrate on rugby issues rather than entrance qualifications for asylum applicants !!!
If you don't like a thread then don't post in it.

Mr Moderator, You can't please everyone. :D
Especially those with no sense of humour.
Turning this thread into a zoo, where if you stick your hand into the cage it will get bitten.
If someone doesn't like this thread, why come here? Comments and posts on rugby often dry up, so it is good to have some light-hearted chats. More especially when your team is not performing particularly well.
Hmm, :scratch: that currently goes for all four regions. :D


Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:33 am
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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
As it happens I have got a sense of humour Big Red, which qualifies me for making my comments.
How do you rate this one :-

Scott Baldwin has always felt sorry for the Lions, that is why he offered them a hand out.

Bloody awful I agree.


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As it happens I have got a sense of humour Big Red, which qualifies me for making my comments.
How do you rate this one :-

Scott Baldwin has always felt sorry for the Lions, that is why he offered them a hand out.

Bloody awful I agree.


That's more like it!


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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
Scotty feels grotty and ill, poor chap.
He smirked at the lion till the poor *fluffy* snapped.
Scotty was lucky
It could have been mucky.
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I kwept up to a puddy tat alooking out at me
I did I saw a puddy tat wive gwate big teef, feck me.
I picked it up, just my luck.
The bugger had a pee.

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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
JOHNWALES wrote:
As it happens I have got a sense of humour Big Red, which qualifies me for making my comments.
How do you rate this one :-

Scott Baldwin has always felt sorry for the Lions, that is why he offered them a hand out.

Bloody awful I agree.


There has to be a bite the hand that feeds it joke in there somewhere

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JOHNWALES wrote:
As it happens I have got a sense of humour Big Red, which qualifies me for making my comments.
How do you rate this one :-

Scott Baldwin has always felt sorry for the Lions, that is why he offered them a hand out.

Bloody awful I agree.

JW got to admit, one of the best so far. :shock:


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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
Scott enjoys a bitter, the Lion a biter.


Scott is lucky. When he has an injury he gets a replacement; had Scott bitten the Lion the zoo would have been one short.

Bring in Gatland and Sean O'Brien to arbitrate.

B.A. spoilt Baldwin on his return to the U.K. by upgrading him to First Arse.

Baldwin says the incident was down to extra training for the maul.


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Thanks B R


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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
Lion: Anybody know who that human was I took a bite of?

Lion's pal: Didn't catch the name but his boss said he was a *fupping* clown!!

Lion: Ahhh, that explains why he tasted so funny!!

Daa Dahhhh................ :D :D

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Post Re: Where are the Scott Baldwin lion jokes?
Did you catch the one tonight?

A huge Roar as Baldwin runs on the field

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