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*fupp*: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection, it can describe many emotions - no other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances.

It can be used as a noun (I don't give a *fupp*),

as an adjective (it's a *fupping* beauty),

as a verb in its transitive form (the game was *fupped* up by the weather)

and in its intransitive form (he well and truly *fupped* it up),

in the past tense (I was *fupped*),

the present tense (I am *fupped*)

and in the future tense (well I'll be *fupped*!).

Many everyday expressions show its versatility.

Denial: I didn't *fupping* do it!

Perplexity: I know *fupp* all about it.

Apathy: Who gives a *fupp* anyway?

Greetings: How the *fupp* are you?

Suspicion: Who the *fupp* are you?

Resignation: Oh *fupp* it.

Derision: He *fups* everything up.

Panic: Let's get the *fupp* out of here!

Directions: *fupp* off.

Disbelief: How the *fupp* did you do that?

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being:

"What the *fupp* was that?" The Mayor of Hiroshima.

"Look at all those *fupping* Indians!" General Custer.

"Where the *fupp*'s all that water coming from?" Captain of the
Titanic.

"That's not a real *fupping* gun!" John Lennon.

"The *fupping* throttle's stuck!" Donald Campbell.

"Who's gonna *fupping* know?" President Nixon.

"Heads are going to *fupping* roll!" Anne Boleyn.

"Who let that *fupping* woman drive?" Challenger's Captain.

"Watch him, he'll have some *fupper*'s eye out." King Harold.

"I thought I could smell *fupping* petrol!" Nikki Lauda.

"What *fupping* map?" Mark Thatcher.

"She's just a *fupping* secretary." Cecil Parkinson.

"Any *fupper* can understand that." Einstein.

"It *fupping* looks like her!" Picasso.

"What *fupping* log?" Richard Branson.

"What the *fupp* do you mean I'm forever blowing Bubbles?"
Michael Jackson.

"How the *fupp* do you work that out? Pythagoras.

"You want WHAT on the *fupping* ceiling?" Michaelangelo

"Scattered showers, my *fupping* arse!!" Noah.

What do you mean "Your *fupping*" banned Wupert

:alien: :o :alien:

PS It *fupping* works Dai


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Post Re: Testing Whims for Dai
Wupert wrote:
*kiss*: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection, it can describe many emotions - no other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances.

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Even entered the Chinese proverb/pun language :

Confucius he say 'Man with doodah stuck up chimney is 'kissying' great !'


Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:40 pm
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Learning Curve.

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Wupert wrote:
Learning Curve.

:alien: :lol: :alien:
Wupert, Enlightenment, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
it was very funny, and very very good, I am humbled, and still smiling. think I'll feed the fish. :lol:


Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:42 pm
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Hi Dai

Its one of the best.

Glad to be of help.

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Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:14 pm
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Update

Lady Diana: Sure he is *fupping* ugly, but afterall he is a prince.

Adolf Hitler: *fupp* the gas bill!

George Bush: Bomb the dumb *fupp*.

John Bobbit: What the *fupp* did you do with it?

Huge Grant: How much for a *fupp*.?

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