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C'mon......

any jokes out there!!!!!!!???

It's hot am Im all hot and sweaty.. and not in the nice way!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:51 pm
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True bravery is arriving home late after a night out with the boys and sneaking in the front door, only to be met by the wife with a broom in her hands and still having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning house or are you flying somewhere?'


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Craig W wrote:
True bravery is arriving home late after a night out with the boys and sneaking in the front door, only to be met by the wife with a broom in her hands and still having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning house or are you flying somewhere?'


LOL!!!!!!!!! :happy6:

or even "have you been entertaining yourself again?"


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:12 pm
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or even "have you been entertaining yourself again?"


:shock:
Tut tut tut . . . .. dirrrrrty mind

:lol:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:16 pm
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Craig W wrote:
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or even "have you been entertaining yourself again?"


:shock:
Tut tut tut . . . .. dirrrrrty mind

:lol:


WOT?!?! :angel4:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:21 pm
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I was talking about "Dawnsio Gwerin"....(Folk Dancing)!

Don't know WHAT you were on about!!?>!?!?!?!?

naughty boy!
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:22 pm
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Yeah right :roll:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:24 pm
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I was.. really I was... no honestly I was!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :thebirdman:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:25 pm
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Catrin wrote:
I was.. really I was... no honestly I was!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :thebirdman:


The middle finger!!! :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:


Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:29 pm
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how observant!!!! :cheers: :tongue:


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It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon, and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab."
"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."
"That's okay," says the bartender. "I'll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall."
"But," says Pat, "I don't want any of my friends to see that."
"They won't," says the bartender. "I'll just hang your parka over it until it's paid."


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Craig W wrote:
It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon, and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab."
"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."
"That's okay," says the bartender. "I'll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall."
"But," says Pat, "I don't want any of my friends to see that."
"They won't," says the bartender. "I'll just hang your parka over it until it's paid."


he'd be a chipolata man!!!!!.....

LOL!!!... sorry... I'm in a wierd mood!!!!

:laughing5: :shock: :D :D :dontknow:


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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


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Whats the difference between a fish and a piano?

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don't know.. but they've all got fingers anyway!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D


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