It's every bit as funny as it sounds

So if the 'Roo had kicked him in the guts and shoved them out through his arse, what would have happened to the Roo?

I sympathise, If it was my dog I would have done the same, but was the dog supposed to be on a lead? also the dog did not seem concerned and run off.
Which valley is the guy from? I may have lived next door to him

Besides, he has a foot reach on the 'roo